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Voodoo Rules
Posted by Zombie on 13 March 1999, at 6:43 p.m.
No, this isn't some graffitti about the game. Just putting up some guidelines like moderators have for other Pages. Everyone should abide by these here Rules or else!
1. Posters may indulge in personal attacks, fistfights, gunfights and pissing contests. The moment they become boring, a cardinal sin in Voodoo, they're banished to the land of the gentiles.
2. Strong language is encouraged; but not 4-letter words: Voodoo culture is all about irony, mystery, hints, symbols. No vulgarity. (We'll make lovers of you yet)
3. Any poster repeatedly and consistently making too much sense will be kicked out, to the Systems Page, for at least a month. (Does it again, will be rocketed to the BJ Mathematics website)
4. Lies in general are permitted. Lies about winning with novel systems are in fact encouraged. The rest, feel free to attack both truths & lies, if you have the evidence & the guts.
5. Spamming, trolling & bombing are not permitted at any time - except midnight Haiti time sharp.
6. Chanting is allowed, but not too loudly.
7. Dismembering a live chicken and pouring its blood over one's head should be done only according to Voodoo ritual and away from this page. E-mail me for directions.
8. WebShahib & Moderator are not responsible if you follow any advice posted in Voodoo, especially in matters of the pocket & the heart. Asking the Moderator for any size loan is not allowed, unless the person needing the loan is ready to put up some eternal collateral.
9. All religions are welcome in this Board - even the First Church of Blackjack. Preaching is allowed. But not preachers: this my gig.
10. Drinking is allowed on the premises, at any time, even when writing a post. (Drinking is recommended after reading the posts)
11. Casino-related persons are welcome anytime, provided they are not wearing work clothes when visiting. No polyester in Voodoo.
12. Earthquakes, floods and various other natural disasters occur frequently in the Voodoo Blackjack board. Stay calm at all times and follow the instructions of the emergency crew. You'll know'em when you'll see'em.
13. Human sacrifices are (unfortunately) not yet allowed. We're working on it; interested parties stay tuned.
Zombie
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