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top ten advantages...
Posted by gehrig on 18 May 1999, at 12:35 p.m., in response to Name a few, besides Soc. Sec! (nt) , posted by The aging Cyclops on 18 May 1999, at 8:41 a.m.
10] you get in cheaper at caesar's omnimax.
9] you can play slowly, using the extra time to add 2 or 3 side counts.
8] you can make "stupid" 21 plays and it's attributed to senility.
7] you can grope a cocktail waitress without getting "five in the lips" (fred sanford)
6] can duck alcoholic drinks at a table, because if you drink alcohol, your gout flares up
5] using your walker, you can linger, just skidding along in the aisle, thus permitting back counting, due to your severe arthritis
4] you can put the walker across a stool or two next to you so some dope doesn't jump in and suck up a big count
3] you can use the wheelchair/rascal--front loader gambit
2] you can use extra thick, tinted glasses (to spot your daub) because those strong casino lights hurt your eyes
1] you don't have to buy so much wildroot creme oil; they ain't as many hairs to slick down as they usta was.
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